Rudy Bits and a good laugh!!!

I just caught Alexander outside mucking round with my little garden boys, when I asked him what he was doing, he replied “covering his wiener” and when he stepped back I noticed he had covered the garden boys’ modesty with a leaf!
Lesa do you remember covering that brown lady statue that Nana and Grandee had in their bedroom?
My sister and I as children would cover this figurine with paper or a tea towel because you could see her boobs; incedently that statue now takes pride of place in my front garden...